So I got hot new dual-core Intel laptop with 3GB, amazing screen and well, Vista Sixty-Four Bit. They should have called it Vista Sucksty-Fucking Bites. I’ve had it about 3 months and all of a sudden my VPN stopped working because somehow my registry got corrupted (its a Cisco VPN so maybe it was a mercy killing, Cisco Coftware Cucks). Then I started getting the occasional blue-screen-of-death (BSOD) because it looks like my USB drivers got corrupted. Mind you I have full firewall, antivirus (Norton) and all sorts of other protections on it (the condom is a bit awkward in meetings).
So it turns out that now I may need to reinstall the OS. FUCK!